posted by Charles Riffenburg on Friday, June 22, 20076 comments
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Anonymous said...
It's amazing how depressing birthdays become as you get older. Everything thinks it's funny to remark on how old they think you are, and then responsibility manages to get smacked on top of it. Don't forget to renew your driver's license, and that'll be 149.00 to renew the tags on your Dodge. Happy Birthday to me!!!
My family sent me $100 for my birthday this year. Two days later, I had borrowed Mandy's jeep and it got towed from behind my own apartment building. I had to pay $150 to get it out. Pity party!! Who else out there has unhappy b-day stories?
my birthday was right after one of my friends who was a member of the cast of the show I was doing, didn't show up for rehearsal and it turned out she had passed away from meningitis. I didnt much feel like celebrating.
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It's amazing how depressing birthdays become as you get older. Everything thinks it's funny to remark on how old they think you are, and then responsibility manages to get smacked on top of it. Don't forget to renew your driver's license, and that'll be 149.00 to renew the tags on your Dodge. Happy Birthday to me!!!
My family sent me $100 for my birthday this year. Two days later, I had borrowed Mandy's jeep and it got towed from behind my own apartment building. I had to pay $150 to get it out. Pity party!! Who else out there has unhappy b-day stories?
When you get to MY age you start having men look for polyps in your anus. What? How old am I? 27, why?
Just any old men or do you seek out trained professionals for that kind of heavy lifting?
my birthday was right after one of my friends who was a member of the cast of the show I was doing, didn't show up for rehearsal and it turned out she had passed away from meningitis. I didnt much feel like celebrating.
Oh, how I cherish the role of antagonist. Nice comic, man. I think you captured the despair of old age quite sufficiently. Kudos.
And sadly, a fairly accurate caricature of me. If only ear cartilage were currency...
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